I am constantly being bombarded on Twitter by spam for… pianos. It’s weird because usually the only large instruments a spammer is interested in is the one in your pants. (I’m sorry, I had to make that terrible joke. It was just there for the taking. Too easy, I know.)
I don’t play the piano. I certainly don’t talk about pianos with any frequency. As best as I can figure, the main reasons every piano spammer has me on their radar is because of my name. Apparently, if the word Piano is in your name somewhere, you must always be in the market for a piano is how the spammer logic goes. I have a dear friend whose last name is Dickmann and I SHUDDER to think of the assumptions they must make about her.
Anyway, the piano spammers had been limited to Twitter I got this email: Continue Reading »