“I finally had to complain about [something she bought online]. The seller says she mailed it a week ago but it still isn’t here yet… It was shipped Media Mail… Well, I don’t care how long they say it takes, I’ve never had a package take so long to get here, this is ridiculous! I’m going to leave her bad feedback if it isn’t here by Friday.”

-My OWN FREAKING MOTHER

Sigh.