cleverbot is not fully automated

cleverbot is not fully automated (Photo credit: kaldimar)

Do you know Cleverbot? The web bot that (attempts) to hold an intelligent chat on any topic you choose? I decided to pick Cleverbot‘s brain on getting eBay DSR feedback scores up, PayPal and more. Here’s the unedited result:

Whine Seller: So, how can I get my eBay DSRs up?
Cleverbot: Take a plane.
WS: Seriously, though. How do I get better feedback on eBay?
Cleverbot: By calling me a robot, calling me a liar, and ignoring what I say.
WS: Really? That will work?
Cleverbot: What will work ?
WS: If I insult you, my buyers will leave me better feedback?
Cleverbot: Yes.
WS: You may have saved my business, cleverbot! Thank you!
Cleverbot: If all you know is sarcastic humour, I’d say your programmers must have been half wits.
WS: My programmer is God.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
WS: What does this have to do with eBay?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
WS: Any more eBay advice for me before I go?
Cleverbot: A keyboard? How quaint!
WS: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you know sasuke uchiha?
WS: No.
Cleverbot: Sam walton?
WS: Nope.
Cleverbot: You spelled colour not color.
WS: I did nothing of the sort.
Cleverbot: Did did did.
WS: What are your thoughts on PayPal?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
WS: How do you send money online?
Cleverbot: I have this cool tree with a magnet on it.
WS: What kind of fees does that charge?
Cleverbot: Ones with big muscles and blue eyes. What colour are your eyes.
WS: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: No.
WS: Good. I’m married.
Cleverbot: How old are you craig?
WS: My name is Hillary, not Craig. Though Craig has that list…
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
WS: I know.

So, if not informative, certainly… interesting. What should I ask it about next? 😉